Joshtober appreciation month: Day 20: There are a MILLION questions I’d love to ask Josh, like about Hawaii, or Cannes, or why he likes fucking snow caps, but really, that’s none of my business. This seems like such a cop-out, but I’d rather have him on good terms, so I’d ask for another hug. He’s good at those.
Maybe, just MAYBE, I’d ask if he would be willing to rap “White Boys Make some Noise” as an adult. For lil Peanut’s sake
*I am so glad you came back girly you are such a lovely presence here and I adore you. Clayton has a soft spot of this little story and let me know the link no longer worked and I remembered if I write presents I do it through submissions. So I figure that is how this little crack story went poof. I promised I would resend it to you and he also demands the use of your Godzy gif. So here you go honey for a second time and just to affirm that you matter I am regifting your gift ;) <3
“No. No way Jen you promised!”
She rolls her eyes. “It’s a giant fucking lizard Josh.”
Thank you baby! And hey this ho did not delete that story. It was a present to Sammy so it was submitted and when she deleted it went with her. So there. Ho. hehe (I have it saved on a word doc I am sure) ;)
blaming others i see, I’m afraid Ho status is cemented until this is rectified with the saluting Godzilla gif attached and you will deal